Leave the Lights On

#------------------------------------------------------------------------------## # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------ # # # E # E Feeling kind of boney On the telephoney Talking to Marconi Eating Rice-A-Roni A Nominated for Tony For acting like a phoney E Watching Twilight Zoney On my forty-two inch Sony B7 This is just a long song It ain't no poem E Leave the lights on till you baby gets home. E It's like sitting in the kitchen When the music's really b**chin' Your nose it starts to itchin' As you count your old age pension A Did I forget to mention The ride that I was hitchin' E To the aluminum convention I had such good intentions B7 Keep you cotton pickin' fingers off my song poem E And leave the lights on till you baby gets home. E Leave the lights on till you baby gets home. Leave the lights on till you baby gets home. A Don't forget your toothbrush Your hairbrush and your comb E Leave the lights on till you baby gets home. B7 Got a big ol' dog A chrome crowbar E I keep that mother humper in the back seat of my car EAEBAE E Me and Billy Shakespeare Stepped out to get a root beer We sat together so near People thought we were queer A Punctuated by the big scare We joined the Air Force right there E To defend our country first class Who couldn't give a rat's ass B7 Don't you tell me that the White House is my home E Leave the lights on till you baby gets home. E Leave the lights on till you baby gets home. Leave the lights on till you baby gets home. A Don't forget your toothbrush Your hairbrush and your comb Leave the lights on till you baby gets home. B7 Got a big ol' dog A big iron bar E I keep that mother humper in the back seat of my car E It's like kissing Greta Garbo With a mouth full of marbles A E Like trying to cash a paycheck B7 In the middle of a train wreck E Leave the lights on Leave the lights on E Like trying to get aroundo A In a car made of bondo E Like speaking German lingo B7 To a dog named Dingo - Plotz!! E Leave the lights on Leave the lights on E Like a french-fried quesadilla In a franchised pizzeria A E Leave the lights on Leave the lights on B7 A big iron bar E I keep that mother humper in the back seat of my car