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Feeling kind of boney
On the telephoney
Talking to Marconi
Eating Rice-A-Roni
A
Nominated for Tony
For acting like a phoney
E
Watching Twilight Zoney
On my forty-two inch Sony
B7
This is just a long song
It ain't no poem
E
Leave the lights on till you baby gets home.
E
It's like sitting in the kitchen
When the music's really b**chin'
Your nose it starts to itchin'
As you count your old age pension
A
Did I forget to mention
The ride that I was hitchin'
E
To the aluminum convention
I had such good intentions
B7
Keep you cotton pickin' fingers off my song poem
E
And leave the lights on till you baby gets home.
E
Leave the lights on till you baby gets home.
Leave the lights on till you baby gets home.
A
Don't forget your toothbrush
Your hairbrush and your comb
E
Leave the lights on till you baby gets home.
B7
Got a big ol' dog
A chrome crowbar
E
I keep that mother humper in the back seat of my car
EAEBAEE
Me and Billy Shakespeare
Stepped out to get a root beer
We sat together so near
People thought we were queer
A
Punctuated by the big scare
We joined the Air Force right there
E
To defend our country first class
Who couldn't give a rat's ass
B7
Don't you tell me that the White House is my home
E
Leave the lights on till you baby gets home.
E
Leave the lights on till you baby gets home.
Leave the lights on till you baby gets home.
A
Don't forget your toothbrush
Your hairbrush and your comb
Leave the lights on till you baby gets home.
B7
Got a big ol' dog
A big iron bar
E
I keep that mother humper in the back seat of my car
E
It's like kissing Greta Garbo
With a mouth full of marbles
AE
Like trying to cash a paycheck
B7
In the middle of a train wreck
E
Leave the lights on
Leave the lights on
E
Like trying to get aroundo
A
In a car made of bondo
E
Like speaking German lingo
B7
To a dog named Dingo - Plotz!!
E
Leave the lights on
Leave the lights on
E
Like a french-fried quesadilla
In a franchised pizzeria
AE
Leave the lights on
Leave the lights on
B7
A big iron bar
E
I keep that mother humper in the back seat of my car