***NOTE*** Weezer plays this song with their guitars tuned down half a step Chords used: EADGBC 1|--0-----0-----2-----3-----2-----0---| 2|--0-----1-----3-----0-----3-----1---| 3|--0-----0-----2-----0-----4-----0---| 4|--2-----2-----0-----0-----4-----2---| 5|--2-----0-----X-----2-----2-----3---| 6|--0-----X-----X-----3-----X-----X---| Intro - Clean guitar:(played through twice) 1|-----------7---------------------------| 2|--8---10---------10-8---7---8----------| 3|----7----7---7--------7---7---7---7----| 4|---------------9----------------9------| 5|---------------------------------------| 6|---------------------------------------| Accompanied by: 1|---------------------------------------| 2|---------------------------------------| 3|--0---2----4-----2-0--------0----------| 4|------------------------4--------------| 5|---------------------------------------| 6|---------------------------------------| Verse: Em Am7 When I'm stable long enough D G I start to look around for love Em Am7 See a sweet in floral prints D G My mind begins the arangements Em Am7 But when I start to feel that pullllllllllllllll D G Turns out I just pulled myself Em Am7 She would never go with me D G Were I the last girl on earth Chorus: G Bm C G I'm dumb, she's a lesbian C G D I thought I had found the one Em Bm C G We were good as married in my mind C G D But married in my mind is no good C Am7 D Em Ohhh pink triangle on her sleeve C G Let me know the truth C D G Let me know the truth Verse 2 - same chords as verse 1: Might have smoked a few in my time But never thought it was a crime Knew the day would surely come When I'd chill and settle down when I think I've found a good old fashioned girl Then she put me in my plaaaaaaaaaace Everyones a little queer Oh can't she be a little straight -- repeat chorus -- --Guitar interlude-- --repeat chorus with slow choppy strumming-- G Bm C G I'm dumb, she's a lesbian C G D I thought I had found the one Em Bm C G We were good as married in my mind C G D But married in my mind is no good,Ohhh ho hoooo --return to normal strumming-- C Am7 D Em pink triangle on her sleeve C G Let me know the truth C D G Let me know the truth G Bm C G I'm dumb, she's a lesbian C G D I thought I had found the one, Ohhhhhh Em Bm C G We were good as married in my mind C G D But married in my mind is no good C Am7 D Em Oh pink triangle on her sleeve C G Let me know the truth C D G G Let me know the truth C D G G Let me know the truth C D G Let me know the truth --repeat intro--