Intro Am Verse 1 Am C My heart it goes out to that F C poor little Dutch boy F C who stopped a great flood Dm E with the tip of his thumb Am C Through parades and medals F C he felt no joy F C and took to his bed E Am with a bottle of rum Am Verse 2 Am C The queen she arrived F C in her motorcade F C to give the good Dutch boy Dm E a commemorative pen Am C But he watched as the milkmaids F C all withered and grayed F C and he knew that the waters E Am must rise again Interlude ACFCFCDE ACFCFCEAm Verse 3 Am C Because the world is made up F C of milk and scissors F C milk and scissors Dm E in a spiraling chain Am C Milk and scissors F C like a cheap squirting flower F C milk and scissors E Am like worms when it rains Outro ACFCFCDE ACFCFCEAm Am