================================ By Jimmy Buffett Intro: G D A D D I pulled into the regular pump G D I was feelin' quite at ease E A I rolled down my window and told the man, "Fifty cents worth please" G D Then out jumped my partner with his trusty pellet gun D D A D He said, "Boy, this is a holdup, keep 'a pumpin' and don't run" Chorus: G A D And now I wish I was somewhere other than here G A E A Down in some honky tonk, sippin' on a beer G A D Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here G D Cause that great fillin' station holdup A D Cost me two good years We got fifteen dollars and a can of STP A big ole jar of cashew nuts and a Japanese TV Feelin' we had pulled the biggest heist of our career We're wanted men, we'll strike again But first let's have a beer (repeat chorus) We were sittin' in the Krystal About as drunk as we could be In walked the deputy sheriff And he's holdin' our TV He roughed us and he cuffed us And he took us off to jail No picture on a poster, no reward and no bail (repeat chorus and fade) Enjoy!