Were gonna do this song for Useless. GCDG Chorus: D G C Oh, I was into Whips And Things, she was into pain D G And I would beat her black and blue, when shed call me names G C Chained her to the basement pole, where she went insane D G And I was into Whips And Things, she was into pain. D G C Oh, Finger F**kin Sally, worked at Kellys Bar D G She showed me her titties, right in Murphys car G C She was the first lady, let me go that far D G Finger F**kin Sally, down at Kellys Bar. D G C And P***y Eatin Pamela, when to Elite High D G Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die G C Eatin Susans p***y, lick that sucker dry D G P***y Eatin Pamela, when to Elite High. D G C Oh, Suck em Silly Shirley, came out after dark D G She would give us headjobs, in Sentinel Park G C All the girls would snub her, says she was a nark D G Suck em Silly Shirley, from Sentinel Park. D G C Yes, Good Old Bloody Marys, on the rag again D G P***y Eatin Pamelas, got blood on her chin G C Suck em Silly Shirley, got caught after dark D G Finger f**kin Sally, in Sentinel Park. D G C Now, P***y Eatin Pamela, in the county jail D G Suck em Silly Shirley, left town on a rail G C They sent Bloody Mary, to the pen for life D G ^And^, Finger F**kin Sally, she became my wife. And Chorus: Verse1: Verse2: Verse3: Verse4: Chorus: