AD D Well the motorcycle club had a party G D And the all young virgins were there G D And I found a blonde with little bitty titties E A And a pretty little ribbon in her hair D And I told her the Three Biggest Lies in the world G D The ones my daddy first told me G D And that was the beginning of my sexual life A D And the end of my fantasy Chorus: D I said, This will only hurt for a little while G D Ill only put the head of it in G D A D I promise that Ill never try to cum in your mouth. D Met her at a local honky-tonk G D Told her it was love at first sight G D She was just lookin' for a shoulder to cry on E A And a place where she could spend the night D Me I was a little nervous G D Never been that far before G D So I told her the Three Biggest Lies in the world A D As we danced across the floor. Chorus: D Busted in a Birmingham robbery G D He didnt have the money for bail G D The judge held him over to the local grand jury E A And the sheriff threw his young ass in jail D They put him in the cell with a pervert G D Who later tried to climb into his bed G D Stuck one of them homemade knives to his throat A D And these are the words that he said, good buddy. Chorus: