David Allan Coe Song For The Year 2000 ??I was ah readin?? an article in a magazine about David Allan Coe as a songwriter and ah. They were sayin?? how ah my song, Jack Daniel??s, If You Please, that I wrote in 1956, ah really changed country music back in the 60??s and then in the 70??s you know and Divers Do It Deeper and Take This Job and Shove It and different songs that I wrote. This guy was sayin?? that, he was wonderin what David Allan Coe would be writtin?? by the year 2000 that would be so different and unusual then whatever everyone else was doin??. So I call this a Song For The Year 2000.?? F Bb Jimmy??s in the closet, he thinks no one knows C F He likes to wear makeup, and put on woman??s clothes F Bb When he tries to be a man his feminine side shows C F Jimmy??s in the closet, he thinks no one knows Chorus: F Bb But it takes all kinds of people, to make the world go round C F I bent the whole world over, and that??s one thing that I found F Bb Color does not matter, black, white, or red, or brown C F It takes all kinds of people, to make the world go round Bb F The world go round, the world go round C F It takes all kinds of people, to make the world go round F Bb Michael??s taking hormone, treatments once again C F Michael??s black, Michael hates the color of his skin F Bb Michael??s getting whiter, then he??s ever been C F Michael??s taking hormone, treatments once again Chorus: F Bb Stella was flat chested, she always stayed at home C F Stella saved her money up, and bought some silicon F Bb Now the boys all stare at Stella??s chest and they won??t leave her alone C F Stella saved her money up just to buy some silicone Chorus: