Intro: A D A E A A E A 36 32 boot cut with a Skoal ring A E A Grease stains bleach spots and a hole in the knee D A You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders B7 E And she'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please A You wear the pants D Buddy good for you E I'm so impressed A Yeah, whoopty-doo E A You need to know D That ain't how it works A It's not who wears the pants, E A It's who wears the skirt AEA A E A In the top drawer, of her dresser, there's some panties A E A Go try on that purple pair, with the lacy frill D A With your big old thighs, I bet you can't get in 'em B7 E And with that attitude of yours, hell, I bet you never will A But you wear the pants D Buddy good for you E I'm so impressed A Yeah, whoopty-doo E A You need to know D That ain't how it works A It's not who wears the pants, E A It's who wears the skirt ADEAEADAEA E D A big old boy like you can probably bench 350 A E A little thing like her can barely lift the bar E D Just wait 'til that woman has a headache B7 And she sits there with her legs crossed E Well, we'll see how strong you are A You wear the pants D Well buddy good for you E We're so impressed A Yeah, whoopty-doo E A You'll soon find out D That ain't how it works A It's not who wears the pants, E F#m It's who wears the skirt B7 A You wear the pants, E A She'll wear the skirt