This is a very funny song i think.When i play it i use the F barred across the first
but you could the other one.Either way it'll be good.
GFC
I work down at the pizza pit
GFC
And I drive an old Hyundai
GDEmC
I still live with my mom and dad
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I'm five foot three and over weight
GFC
I'm a sci-fi fanactic, mild asthmatic
GFC
Never been to second base
GDEmC
But theres a whole nother me you need to see
DG
go check out myspace
CGDG
Cause On - Line Im out in hollywood
CGDG
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
CGDEm
I drive a mazeratti im a black belt in karate
CD
and I love a good glass of wine
CGDG
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
CGDG
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
CGDEm
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
CD
Chat with two women at one time
GFC
I'm so much cooler on-line.
GFC
So much cooler online
GFC
I get home I kiss my mom
GFC
And she fixes me a snack
GDEmC
And I head down to my basement bedroom
DG
And fire up my Mac
GFC
In real life the only time I've
GFC
Ever even been to LA
GDEmC
Is when I got the chance With the marching band
CDG
to play tuba in the rose parade
CGDG
But On - line I live in Malibu
CGDG
I pose for Calvin Klien, I've been in GQ
CGDEm
Im single and I'm rich and I got a set of six pack
CD
Abs that would blow your mind
CGDG
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
CGDG
I tell em that I dont want nothing serious
CGDEm
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
CD
Chat with two women at one time
GFC
I'm so much cooler On-line.
GFC
Yea I'm cooler online
DG
When you got my kinda stats its hard to get a date
CDG
Let alone a real girlfriend
DG
But I grow another foot and I lose a buncha weight
CD
Every time I log in
Solo: Em D C G D Em C
DCGDG
On - Line Im out in Hollywood
CGDG
Im 6 foot 5 and i look damn good
CGDG
Even on a slow day I can have a three way
CD
Chat with two women at one time
GFC
I'm so much cooler on-line.
GFC
Yea I'm cooler online
GFC
I'm so much cooler on-line
GFC
Yea I'm cooler online