Barenaked Ladies - "Ninjas" From the album "Snacktime" (transcribed by Josh Alder) I couldn't find this anywhere online. I looked at several BNL performances on YouTube, and Steven Page always played this with a capo on 5. STANDARD TUNING CAPO 5 F C G C I woke up this morning and everything was different F C G C Something was strange in the air F C G C I woke up this morning and everything was different F C E I knew that the Ninjas had been there. Am F I looked all around my bedroom, underneath the dresser Am G Behind the bed, but nothing could be found Am F There was nothing left behind them, nowhere that I could find them Am G No fingerprints or crumbs on the ground. F G C The Ninjas are deadly and silent F G C They're also unspeakably violent F Fm C Am They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please F G C And sometimes they vacation in Ireland. F G C The Ninjas are deadly and silent F G C They're also unspeakably violent F Fm C Am They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please F G C Cm (end chord!) And if you tear off their masks they'll be smiling.