Snacktime (2008)
Raisins
CDG
Raisins come from Grapes
GC
People come from Apes
DG
I come from Canada
CDG
I came in first place
GC
In a non existent race
DG
To rebuild the Parthenon
CDG
The Parthenon's in Greece
GC
Or was it in Grease 2
DG
I can't keep my movies straight
CDG
When I make mistakes
GC
I use a lot of salt
DG
Cause salt makes m'steaks taste great
CGAmC
I don't want to be a bother
CDGD
But I think the phone's for you
whistle solo:
C D G G C D G x2
CDG
I've got orange pants
GC
I wear them when I dance
DG
But I don't get out that much
CDG
You are just too loud
GC
I passed you in a crowd
DG
Thank you and keep in touch
CDG
I don't speak Chinese
GC
Not even words like "please"
DG
"Thank you", or "how are you?"
CDG
But I can parle Francais
GC
I parled a bit today
DG
It seemed like the thing to do
CGAmC
I don't want to be a bother
CDGD
But I think you're in my seat
whistle solo:
C D G G C D G x2