From BNL's 2000 album "Maroon". -Standard Tuning- -No Capo- The chords are played as follows: Gm7/C: x33333 G: 320033 G/F#: 2x0033 Em7: 020033 Cadd9: x32033 G/A: x00033 G/B: x20033 C2: x30033 C: x32010 Am: x02210 B7/F#: 224242 Em: 022000 Em/F#: 2x2000 Em/G: 3x2000 B7: x21202 D/F#: 2x023x Intro Gm7/C Verse 1 G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 Wiped out down the stairs G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 I'll bet you there's a song in there G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 G Cadd9 I'm not sure I'm prepared to write it down G G/F# EmCadd9 That guy should be me G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 I'd look much better on t.v. G G/F# Em7 Then the world would see Cadd9 That I can do anything Chorus G G/A I can be that G/B But soon you'll see that C2 I will never do anything Gm7/C (x7, palm mute after each one) Verse 2 Let's play tic tac toe I'll play X, you can be the O. Thoughts of turning pro Have crossed my mind I could make a mint Fill my pockets with more than lint I'll give you a hint It involves the "internet" Chorus (x2) I can be that But soon you'll see that I will never do anything Bridge 1 C G/B Am B7/F# Em/F# Don't write me off as an also ran C G/B Am B7 G Just mark me down as an angry man G/F# Em7 Got a big chip, you want a fat lip? C1 How 'bout a mouthful of Chiclets? C G/B Am B7/F# Em Em/F# Life passed me by, but it's not my fault C G/B Am B7 G I'll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt? Chorus (x2) I can be that, but soon you'll see that I will never do anything Gm7/C (x7, palm mute after each one) Instrumental Gm7/C Bridge 2 Gm7/C Awwwwwww, If I were the king All my subjects they would dance and sing They could kiss my ring G C2B And kiss my ass G D/F# Em Cadd9 When I'm old and grey G D/F# Em Cadd9 I'll look back on my life and say G D/F# Em "Give me one more day, Cadd9 And I'll still never do anything." Chorus (x4) I can be that but soon you'll see that I will never do anything End on G