Linda Lovelace

G Well you can talk about your lovers and your backdoor pimps C You can talk about your Hollywood fags D If you wanna know the baddest m*********ker in the world G Then Im the greatest lover alive. G Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me C Before she ever got rich D And it would take the average man a day and a half G Just to satisfy that b***h. G Why the Queen of England gave me the key C To the whole damn country of France D And it only took me fifteen minutes G To get into her pants. G Well I f**ked em all from coast to coast C Cause honey that my bag D In fact Im the only man in the whole world G That could make Linda Lovelace gag. GC Ddddddddddum GD Dddddddum GC Ddddddddddum G D G Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum. G Now it aint that my dick so God damn big C Its just I know how to use it D And Ill never let some nickel-dime w***e G Ever get the chance to abuse it. G They can suck it for hours and hours on end C But Ill still be in control D And I wont cum till I wanna cum G Cause thats my jellyroll. G Now there aint no woman no match for me C Ive had em try to wear me down D Ive f**ked them barmaids and bank clerks G I even f**ked a circus clown. G Teachers and lawyers, doctors C And Lord them fat women sure are a drag D I tell ya Im the only m*********ker in the world G That can make Linda Lovelace gag. GCGDGCGDG G Why Old Hairy Reams fell apart at the seams C When he saw me f**k that w***e D She sucked my dick swallowed my nuts G And I still hollered for more. G She sucked my a*****e she sucked my toes C Shes the suckinest b***h alive D Well I made her call up two more cunts G And friend that aint no jive. G She dont give me know s**t C About bein some big time lover D Some movie star with a jag G Cause you aint s**t if you cant get Linda Lovelace gag. G I dont talk about bein no full time lover C Cause mister thats my bag D Im the only m*********ker in the damn world G That can make Linda Lovelace gag. GC Ddddddddddum GD Dddddddum GC Ddddddddddum G D G Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum. Take it boys. GCGDGCGDG